The story
A family answers a set of questions about their trip — who is coming, when, what they care about, what they have already booked — and Barlumo produces a complete day-by-day plan. Which park each day, which rides in which order, where and when to eat, when to rest, what time to leave the hotel, and what to book and when.
It is not a booking engine and it takes no commission. You book through Disney directly. That independence is the point: taking nothing from anyone is what lets the product tell you when something isn’t worth your money.
What the plan actually accounts for
Real wait times by ride and hour. Walking distance between every pair of attractions. Park hours, so nothing is ever scheduled past close. Height and thrill limits per child — and an explicit note when a must-do had to be dropped because of them. Midday breaks tuned to the heat. Travel time from your actual resort rather than a default. Rider Swap. Group splits, so when part of the party can’t ride, the rest get something nearby that finishes at the same time.
There is a live day-of mode that folds real-time waits back into the day’s maths and re-plans around you while you’re standing in the park.
Built with Joey, across 98 attractions, 293 restaurants with real menus, and 32 resorts. Currently in private beta.
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